My response to, “Customer wants to talk to a manager”
Okay just so all of you who are reblogging this and tagging it with “obese dad” and saying you like his “fire tattoos” know, this is a depiction of a man with a rare disease called Cushing’s. Cushing’s is caused by a small, usually non-cancerous tumour on the Pituitary Gland that causes the body to release excessive amounts of the hormone cortisol. This causes severe stretch marks, obesity in the abdominal region with comparatively skinny legs, acne, a fat deposit on the back called a “buffalo hump,” high BP and other, more serious and sometimes fatal symptoms. This is not a meme, it is a serious disease.
um.. that’s actualluy me. dont be fuckign rude
i like to tell people when i need to go pee
Do you ever wonder if cops ever arrest really hot people so they can jack off to their mugshots?
How to properly Love someone:
1. Buy them pizza
2. Touch their butt