apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
baboushkat: 2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
spaghetti-for-brains: cat-pajamas: “maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better” “maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better” “maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better” “maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better” LITERALLY MY LIFE haha This will no longer be my life. Always
THE MILK IS OKAY
I had Reese’s Puffs with it today and nigga I’m still here.
hardcorelardcore asked: Shelby show me your tits, Also, show me your fridge. Mostly your fridge. Shelby im serious stock up on fucking pizza or i will kill you
Let's play "Shelby, show me your ____"
I’m gonna try to get drunk, not sure how much is left in my box of wine. You have to start your ask with that phrase. Shelbsterina.tumblr.com/ask