May 2013
apatheticghost:
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
Watchbaboushkat:
2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
spaghetti-for-brains:
cat-pajamas:
“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”
“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”
“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”
“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
LITERALLY MY LIFE haha
This will no longer be my life.
Always
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THE MILK IS OKAY
I had Reese’s Puffs with it today and nigga I’m still here.
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hardcorelardcore asked: Shelby show me your tits, Also, show me your fridge. Mostly your fridge. Shelby im serious stock up on fucking pizza or i will kill you
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Let's play "Shelby, show me your ____"
I’m gonna try to get drunk, not sure how much is left in my box of wine.
You have to start your ask with that phrase.
Shelbsterina.tumblr.com/ask
