Okay so I gained like 15 pounds.
And I whine about it because it bothers me and makes me feel bad and all I get is “lol you totally need it though” or “omg shut up I hate you!”
Just because YOU don’t notice, I’m a douche and I’m not allowed to feel bad about myself? Unless I’m noticeably bigger, I’m a dick for mentioning I’ve gained weight and I want to stop eating terrible things.
Okay then.